you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
