so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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