i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
At least life still wants to fuck me.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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