I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
i out mim tonsoeep
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
