It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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