He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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