I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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