Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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