He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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