Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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