you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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