So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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