No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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