i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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