i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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