oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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