OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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