Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
