i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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