I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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