You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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