yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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