I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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