At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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