FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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