cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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