there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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