im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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