where does the pee come out of this thing
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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