hell yes lets make some ravioli
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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