My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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