She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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