I don't think brook has ever known best
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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