Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize