My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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