And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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