I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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