I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
