Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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