Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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