Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
