chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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