Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
no you cant smoke seaweed
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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