I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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