There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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