I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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