The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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