dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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