Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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