No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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