I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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