ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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