do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
These tits shall not be calmed
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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